i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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