Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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