like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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