I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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