just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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