fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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