you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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