what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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