Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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