Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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