If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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