I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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