well most of my day revolves around power hour
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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