hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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