Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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