Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
this hospital has no fireball
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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