It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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