My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Umm I'm too high to move.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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