if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
