based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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