haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
me + whiskey = a bad person
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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