I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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