do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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