He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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