i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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