hell yes lets make some ravioli
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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