I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I need a burrito and a hug.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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