if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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