Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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