So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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