it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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