They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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