you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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