I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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