Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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