just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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