Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
why do cheetos always look like penises
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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