i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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