ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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