her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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