Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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