I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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