i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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