Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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