@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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