I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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