you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
