ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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