I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Randomize
