Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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