Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
