Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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