You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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