Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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