i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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