He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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