My room smells like vodka and shame
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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